Abstract Conventional approaches to describe dark matter phenomenology at collider and (in)direct detection experiments in the form of dark matter effective field theory or simplified models suffer in general from drawbacks regarding validity at high energies and/or generality. limiting their applicability. In order to avoid these shortcomings. we propose a hybrid framework in the for... https://www.roneverhart.com/Tokidoki-X-Hello-Kitty-and-Friends-1-Blind-Box/